{"id":221,"date":"2006-09-10T18:30:34","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T17:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/?p=221"},"modified":"2016-06-16T06:34:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T05:34:49","slug":"elftor-ist-zuruck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/?p=221","title":{"rendered":"Elftor ist zur\u00fcck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>WARNUNG!<\/strong> Der folgende Beitrag k\u00f6nnte jugendgef\u00e4hrdete Inhalte enthalten!<\/p>\n<p>Bin ich in der Lage, jugendgef\u00e4hrdende Inhalte zu lesen?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"#begin\"><span style=\"padding: 1px 5px; border-style:solid; border-color:#000000; border-width:1px; color:#000000; background:#cccccc;\">Ja<\/span><\/a> &emsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teletubbies.com\/\"><span style=\"padding: 1px 5px; border-style:solid; border-color:#000000; border-width:1px; color:#000000; background:#cccccc;\">Nein, ich kann nicht lesen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"height:1000px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<p><a name=\"begin\"><\/a>Ein WebComic, wie es sein sollte: brutal, anarchisch, politisch und geistlos. Graphisch und inhaltlich im Geiste des Punk. Gezeichnet wird er mit MS Paint, <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=112\">wie man sieht<\/a>.<br \/>\nZwei Jahre lang hatte sich bei <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elftor.com\">Elftor<\/a> nichts getan, der letzte <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elftor.com\/news.php\">News-Eintrag<\/a> war &#8220;Comics are for jerks.&#8221; Jetzt ist er wieder da. <strong>Hooray for Elftor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Einige der besten Strips:<br \/>\n15. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=15\">Happy Birthday, Elftor<\/a><br \/>\n20. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=20\">Elftor the Terrorist<\/a><br \/>\n22. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=22\">Elftor is a Father<\/a> &#8220;My girlfriend is pregnant. I need a shovel.&#8221;<br \/>\n24. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=24\">The Second Coming of Christ<\/a> &#8220;Jesus throws the best parties.&#8221;<br \/>\n30. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=30\">Elftor is Politically Correct<\/a> &#8220;I&#8217;m glad we are finally part of a politically correct comic strip.&#8221;<br \/>\n81. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=81\">Elftor is Dead<\/a> &#8220;&#8230;those idiots think it&#8217;s rain.&#8221;<br \/>\n106. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=106\">One Lazy Afternoon<\/a> &#8220;You only love me because I&#8217;m a tree.&#8221;<br \/>\n107. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=107\">Reincarnation<\/a> &#8220;Moral: Suicide fixes everything.&#8221;<br \/>\n112. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=112\">The Power of MS Paint<\/a> &#8220;Hey man, why is this comic drawn in MS Paint? It looks like crap!.&#8221;<br \/>\n117. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=117\">Dee Dee Ramone<\/a><br \/>\n129. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=129\">Elftor and the Germans<\/a> &#8220;Quickly Fritz, to the zeppelin.&#8221;<br \/>\n138. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=138\">Elftor Reads Fanmail<\/a> &#8220;There&#8217;s my American pride.&#8221;<br \/>\n141. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=141\">Elftor the Punk Rocker<\/a> &#8220;Who are we against?&#8221; &#8220;EVERYONE!&#8221;<br \/>\n149. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=149\">Elftor&#8217;s Hot Date<\/a><br \/>\n151. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=151\">Elftor Uses the Metric System<\/a> &#8220;What the hell is a liter?&#8221;<br \/>\n161. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=161\">Elftor Talks to a German<\/a> &#8220;Elftor, have you ever noticed that Germans always sound evil?&#8221;<br \/>\n162. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=162\">Elftor Watches the Superbowl<\/a> &#8220;Hooray for bread and circuses!&#8221;<br \/>\n177. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=177\">Elftor Celebrates Anti-Christmas<\/a><br \/>\n179. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=179\">Elftor&#8217;s Inner Conflict<\/a> &#8220;You should grab her ass instead!&#8221;<br \/>\n185. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=185\">Elftor is Culturally Sensitive<\/a> &#8220;Elftor, why do all the Germans in your comic look like Bavarians?&#8221;<br \/>\n195. <a href=\"http:\/\/elftor.com\/elftor.php?number=195\">Elftor is Intransigent<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WARNUNG! Der folgende Beitrag k\u00f6nnte jugendgef\u00e4hrdete Inhalte enthalten! Bin ich in der Lage, jugendgef\u00e4hrdende Inhalte zu lesen? Ja &emsp; Nein, ich kann nicht lesen &nbsp; Ein WebComic, wie es sein sollte: brutal, anarchisch, politisch und geistlos. Graphisch und inhaltlich im Geiste des Punk. Gezeichnet wird er mit MS Paint, wie man sieht. Zwei Jahre lang [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[101,105],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duck_and_cover","tag-comic","tag-elftor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":558,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.cipworx.org\/bo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}